Michelle is not only my best friend, but also my personal life coach (AKA I am awesome. -Michelle)
- me: i feel a little morose, but strangely liberated
- Michelle: as you should
- It's like when you puke
- me: hahaha
- are you comparing my last relationship to puke?
- Michelle: like "Man...that was a waste of food, but I feel a bit better."