May 2010
“Guitars are like cigarettes- most people have them just to look cool.”
– Chuck, on the topic of cool (via chuckhistory)
What happens after consuming a bottle of rum and a...
I don’t know but I got pizza out of it.
On dudes from online dating sites...
michelle: "would love to get to know you better, you are sexy and vibrant." dudes are bad at okc
ryan: like what dudes?
michelle: like guys that send that type of message. "you are sexy and vibrant" fuck you dude. you've never seen me. you don't know how much of a dick I am. You don't know how much time in a week I spend in my pajamas
ryan: hahahaha.... i usually send these really awkward messages but i dont' say shit like that. i usually just ask them about movie quotes and shit like that
michelle: i get those like twice a day
ryan: man, it must pay to be a lady on that site some days though
michelle: it suckssss. you get every douche
ryan: okc makes me feel like cold messages are akin to answering a CL job list
michelle: ha
ryan: i wonder if i come off like a douche....
michelle: It's like you have a Ducky from Sixteen Candles following you around...except he has no chin and is wearing a XXL tee of the tasmanian devil on it
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Totally Crushed Out: BURNT ONES...Makin' hits for... →
BURNT ONES
All Night Long EP
(Roaring Colonel Records)
Released April 15, 2010
The BURNT ONES are brilliant. I’ve said it before and I believe it bears repeating. They are stripped down psychedelic-garage-pop. Floor tom, snare, guitar, bass and pedals. A little while ago I received a…
I wrote some words about an awesome band.
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Discussing Lost and the awesome Jack Punch...
Kyle: when they broke for commercial right after that shot, I knew he was going to land that punch and it was really going to hurt Flocke
Michelle: I was pretty stoked on that fight sequence
Kyle: you can't wind up a punch that much in a tv show and not have serious consequences
Michelle: like a knife to the gut
Kyle: yeah. but I think the punch did more damage
Kyle: I mean it would in real life right?
Michelle: Totally. Of course. That's how I'm going to start all of my fights from now on
Michelle: I might need a backpack though
Kyle: and be running down hill towards the edge of a cliff
Michelle: Exactly. in the rain
Michelle: to beat up an old, balding crazy man
Kyle: that's wielding a large bowie knife and wants to kill you
Michelle: Yes. It will be a hard situation to get into though. Except in Seattle. Working by the men's shelter
Kyle: happens all the time on 3rd ave
Michelle: Hhahahaa
Kyle: normally on sundays
Michelle: for 2 and a half hours
Kyle: amazingly the never get hit by a bus though and an ambulance is always nearby
Michelle: That's San Francisco....where they get hit by buses
Kyle: of course
“I appreciate your effort and your youthful enthusiasm, but I don’t go to...”
– Jackie Woodman.
Sunday Night Confessional
totallycrushedout:
I am not watching the season finale of Lost right now and I am very angry about it. I am also forbidding myself from looking at random things on the internet because I might find something out about the finale. I will return to my internet browsing once I’ve seen the full finale. Goodbye internet. It’s you. Not me. Deffffffintely you.
—Michelle
I am a big nerd.
"she's my rushmore, max." "i know- she was mine,...
Hey!! Look!! It’s Richie.
ladyhades:
gettingovertheovers:
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Sam Rockwell Ass
Michelle: I just saw Sam Rockwell ass. Be jealous
Katie: oh i am
Michelle: It's too perfect. Like he must have it waxed
Katie: whoa
Michelle: Like a man in his late 30s with no hair on his ass
Katie: sam does. we don't question sam ass
Weird Ass Claws
Katie: fucking relay calls
Michelle: for fucks sake. Why don't I throw a rabid sloth on you at the same time?
Michelle: Just imagine the blood thirst in that slow moving creature's mind and the weird ass claws
Katie: yes please
