November 2010
Menstruating women beware... →
Now to schedule trips around your menstruation cycle. Lovely.
tanya77:
Perhaps women can put their panty liners and tampons in the plastic bin with their shoes, jewelry, and cell phones. This is the best way to avoid this woman’s experience.
Totally Crushed Out: Michelle's Top 10 Thanks for... →
I wrote some truth bombs.
totallycrushedout:
These are in no way in a particular order; they are in the order that I type them as they appear in my sometimes incoherent mind grapes.
1. My family. Duh. They are amazingly supportive for everything I pursue, even this comedy thing. They always have been supportive and I’m hoping they always…
Things we do to innocent people to prevent... →
nedhepburn:
azspot:
Here’s a non-comprehensive list of things innocent people have suffered in order to prevent terrorist attacks on America:
Monitored them on closed circuit television.
Asked them to present photo ID at the airport.
Required them to walk through a metal detector in order to go to the gate.
Required them to empty their pockets.
Required them to take their laptop out of...
Black Is A Stallion: Three Conversations I Had... →
michaelianblack:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 39 m what’s “L?”
Stranger: petafile freak get a life
You: Wait, are you mad at me?
You: What’s “petafile?”
Stranger: your so dam old to go on this web site
You: Yeah, but I…
Ahhh....work IMs.
Michelle: My brain isn't working today. I think I wharfed most of it up yesterday...like a cat's hairball
Colleague: oh that sucks. you're feeling better though?
Michelle: better enough to be here and working. so yeah a bit.
AND MY car was broken into while I was sick. Worst week ever.
Colleague:
that's good...nothing worse then being sick
I guess that would be worse
Michelle: I'm expecting Tonya Harding to run out of the shadows and break my knee cap
Colleague: that is a constant fear of mine as well
Michelle: I truly hope so
Colleague: it sucks to live life in fear....of tonya harding
she should be considered a terrorist
“I asked Robert a lot of questions because there were some things that I just did...”
– Gwyneth Paltrow, on researching her character for Country Strong (she plays a recovering addict) and asking Robert Downey Jr. for advice. (via iwantcupcakes)
Robert lived a much classier and high profile version of my life. <3 Michelle
Bake It in a Cake: Come to the First Ever Bake It... →
bakeitinacake:
Hey Seattle! Bake It in a Cake is throwing a party, and you’re invited! There will be FREE Bake It in a Cake cupcakes (so you can finally try some of the delicious things you’ve been seeing on the blog), delicious coffee and beer (not free, but cheap!), awesome music, and more! Here are the…
“And let’s be honest: Isn’t there some inherent sexism in focusing on the weight...”
– On Beth Ditto, “Promoting” Obesity & Fat Shame (via gauntlet) (via thedame) (via flabulous) (via somerset) (via loveyourchaos) (via lovemeformexox) (via fakefuckery, notemily) (via crystalsavestheday) (via pyrrhosrepublic) (via rosietint) (via sequinissues) (via thefistofartemis) (via...
Reblog with the most insulting "compliment" a dude... →
alithea:
thebedbugsbite:
hookr:
nola-darling:
bluebears:
For me it would have to be, I was hooking up with this total asshole (but in my defense he was sexy) for about a year in my mid-twenties. I had taken the LSATs and earlier and had finally decided to apply to law schools and go. When I told him about it he was…
Clients who tell me I’m “too sweet” for this job: it’s almost...
fuckthereallife:
(via pearlchin:nakedbrownie:nyshit:)
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Bloomington is Indiana’s party capital…unless you end up at one of my family functions.
kylekinane:
If any comedian is curious about what a good time is, I suggest the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana.
