Short exerpts from the life of future former Mrs....
Monday The CPS came again today. The nanny, a former nutritionist, still refuses to believe that one Baconater a week is not going to kill the children. The CPS sides with us yet again. She also refuses to believe that we aren’t trying to breed curly-haired giants. ~Michelle Ps. Jason finally grew a chest hair. It’s long, wiry and gross. I will probably tweeze it when he’s not...
Polanski Rickrolled by the Swiss. →
I would hate to be his agent right now.
Anesthesia is like being blacked out drunk.
You’re incoherent when it starts to take affect. When you come to, people are trying to carry you to lay down and tell you not to drive even though you think you can.
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls. Seriously.– Stephen Stills (via chasingcoolness)
Oh those crazy Germans. →
It’s a little late, but I still have a soft spot for Rammstein (or maybe just Germans in leather)…and not the one that the video is referring to. Ps. NSFW, unless you work at my job.
Why hello there Seattle! What are you doing on...
Did you say helping me move some heavy items into a uHaul? That is so awesome of you. In return, I will gladly feed you pizza and beer. <3 Michelle
New Vivian Girls video!! →
It’s just as beautiful as they are! Made by the one and only, Brady Hall.
Wow, that’s a lot of Baconators!– Jason Segel (via chasingcoolness) Two Segel posts back to back!!
Michelle is jaded...
Jaded enough to put fancy little widgets on my tumblr. Check it out. Or not. I don’t really care. <3 Michelle Ps. There might be cute cat content from my flickr widget…or food porn.
9/11 Drinking Game
Take two 24oz cans, thoroughly shake them up, set them on a flat surface. Punch a hole in the side of one, chug without taking it off the table. Crush it from the top down. Repeat with the other can. When you’re finished, run to a stranger’s house and beat the shit out of them. Stolen from so many other sites but reposted because I can.